as my mother delves deeper and deeper into ancient family history it has been revealed that apparently our family is part Norwegian from way back when and then they moved to southern Sweden and their offspring fought on the Danish side goddamn it.

posted 5 hours ago

elghoul-nan:

officialvarrictethras:

like

why do darkspawn have money?

is there a darkspawn market somewhere?

did i just kill them for their lunch money????????

The Archdemon kissing each and every Darkspawn forehead as they leave, giving them lunch money and making sure their sword is sharp enough before wiping its claws on its floral apron and returning to itss hiding spot


but we were all female except for fran, this argument makes no sense.

yes but i kinda fangirled fran at the time remember? you know like… before i realized how lame and old he is?

or maybe it was just my repressed sexual feelings towards you we just don’t know


lyriumpomegranates replied to your post:hej
"1. First impression: wow who is this cool female i feel threatened" ajjaHAHAHAHAHAHaaaahjsdsdfjksdfjsdfjsfjh WHAT

i as a female felt threatened by u as a fellow female in the same group of people cause u so cool also i was still a kid back then and very immature so obviously i didn’t like u at first glance cause WHO DIS WUMAN??? and then u basically seduced me in like 3 seconds this is my version of the story yup.


jacknightshadefrost:

frozen-autumn-sky:

What have I done…

you just made Frozen so much better


illithiar asked: "Um, I'm not really sure we're mutuals, probably not, but hey?"

we’re not but it’s fine you’ve been around long enough that I think I can fill some of this out anyway : D

Mutuals send me a ”hey” and i’ll do this:

1. First impression:  woah aah hai person who i think possibly stalks waifu??
2. Truth is:  you seem to be a very nice person, even if we’re not mutuals I appreciate having you around and it’s always nice to see a message in my inbox from you every now and then ouo
3. How old do you look:  i don’t really know what you look like sorry
4. Have you ever made me laugh:  aaaah… i don’t know? XD maybe?
5. Have you ever made me mad:  nope
6. Best feature:  it’s a bit hard to say since I don’t know you all that well
7. Have I ever had a crush on you:  nope
8. You’re my:  even if we’re not mutuals I kinda see you as a tumblr friend ouo
9. Name in my phone:  -
10. Should you post this too? why not? : D


lyriumpomegranates asked: "hej"

Mutuals send me a ”hey” and i’ll do this:

1. First impression: wow who is this cool female i feel threatened
2. Truth is: ur a butt.
3. How old do you look: you look like it’s about time for your ovaries to wrinkle up like raisins and die ur so lucky u have me wow
4. Have you ever made me laugh: …no. never. of course you fucking have i love you
5. Have you ever made me mad: I dont’ think I’ve ever been mad at you, but probably irritated at some point cause let’s face it we’ve been best friends for a fucking long time so it would be a miracle if it’s never happened XD
6. Best feature: YOUR HAIR IS RIDICULOUSLY SOFT AND I LOVE TOUCHING IT AND YOUR ARM IS VERY NICE TO CLING TO AND YOU GIVE VERY GOOD SCRATCHES AND ALL OF YOU IS SOFT AND CUDDLY OH NO OH GOD I MISS YOU. HUG ME.
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: i’m basically just in love with you i mean we’re married jeesh
8. You’re my: waifu. THE WAIFU.
9. Name in my phone: your actual name like everyone else fucking deal
10. Should you post this too? do it i dare u


hai

ur friends are my friends cause we’re married


errantgoat replied to your post:hey :)
I think we vaguely known each other on dA, and then got to follow each other here via Mariló? xDD and asdfghjkl *hug* I should post a selfie once in a while

Blaming waifu seems logical at least, maybe we got introduced during a livestream or something? Either way yes that would make sense.

AND YES YOU SHOULD POST A SELFIE NOW I’M CURIOUS WHO ARE UUUUUUuuuuu?