1. Have to get up at 6 am
2. Have a driving lesson right after class so I can’t be tired
3. It is currently 4:57 am and I still haven’t been able to fall asleep
Get to know us:  Male Characters: 1. Edward Elric
I’ve decided to design a line of clothing, and I’m going to call it It Has Pockets. It’s going to be a line of simple dresses and skirts and every single one will have fucking pockets.
We should be funding this
Please also do business casual pants with pockets. I went shopping for a pair at Target a few months ago and EVERY SINGLE ONE had fake pockets.
do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned
Yeah, and then I need to pee.
"And not just because I’m stranded in space."
"I’m in space."
"I know you are, mate."
Goat gives it all it’s got
dude: aww, that’s so wimpy, come on, give it all you got! GO!
this is so important
I NEED THIS GOAT
Dodger being able to cry over even Hatoful Boyfriend is just one of the little things that makes her an amazing human being
My goals at 17 years old: none
Light Yagami’s goals at 17 years old: become a God
"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"